Thursday, July 07, 2011

Das Racist: Biased Umpires Don't Call Strikes Strikes



Freakonomics dudes posit that umpires are hate-hate-hatin. 

Baseball can easily solve this problem by replacing the home plate umpire with dogs with bees in their mouths that shoot tiny lasers that form a strike zone for each batter.

2 comments:

  1. cannatar12:46 PM

    Imagine the giant strike zone stickball wall would've given to former WCW wrestler The Wall.

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  2. coachie4:24 PM

    reminds me of Kool G. Rap's line "Bullets aint racist, kid, they only hate you."

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