ill crispy vintage pictures of Jim Jones and Tupac hanging with Shock G.

Jones channeling R. Kelly's plaintive cry "braid my hair...."

pre-tattoos 

Quick World Series Beard-Off, Now!

I was just going to post closeups of all the ill beards in this World Series but then I got a lil brazy. And if players are gonna keep it au currant with fashionable beards that would blend right in on Bedford Ave, why aren't they going back to 80's skinny baseball pants?

old man gray beard

dirty sexy crazy love 'stache

coming up small gettin overpaid by the yanks beard

ill chin strap beard

ace beard

Shook Santa Claus Beard

Boring Beard

Adrian Beltre Game 5 Homer aka Somewhere in those Three and a Half Hours is a Great Two Hour Baseball Game

Free Willie Nelson

Ballhawk of all Ballhawks' Fly Whip Vanity Plate; and the Mysteriously Unboss Sight of Rick Ross (Boss) in a Wheelchair

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That's not boss. But it's Rick Ross from Weez' new vid for "John."

That's Metal. and other Amazing Photographs from the Guardian Newspaper

just throwing horns

wildfires in New Mexico

butters tut chilling during the Greek riots

The Guardian is the most complete and most readable newspaper on the internet. One of their most appealing running features is a slideshow of amazing photographs from around the world.

Diggin in tha Crates: Shitty Album Covers - Paul McCartney II

So The Boston Bruins Beat the Vancouver Canucks for the Stanley Cup last night

Either these two canuckleheads are really torn up about Vancouver's loss last night, or some hoser just snatched the last crueller from Tim Horton's.

How Do You Want It? How Does It Feel?

A Heartwarming Scene of Staggering Adorableness: Mister T Gets a Kiss from Nancy Reagan

via this gallery at the Guardian

I Used to Get It In Ohio: Jim Tressel Photoshop Up at Cleveland Frowns

Good pieces by Frowns here and at Cleveland Scene on how wack the Jim Tressel sitch is. Up above is the photoshop that ran, below is an attempt I made at making an "invisible" like on filmwise, which is really, really, really hard. Cap's off to the dudes who make those things.

Bromeo and Julian Redux

Bromeo et Julian. Bro.

Dante's New Inferno: Colonel Sanders Abyss of Fried Chicken Preparation aka Inferno Sauce

A heretofore uncharted by Dante level of hell, where Colonel Sanders toils in a beige-and-gray colored abysss doomed to forever coat mutant chickens in a batter most foul. 

Does anyone find anything remotely realistic or enticing about that picture? Fucked. 

Mario Joyner is Not Bigtime Enough to Bigtime his fans

Here's a pic of comedian Mario Joyner, eating, appropriately, alone at the new M Street Kitchen in Santa Monica (happy hour $6 for burger/fries $3 for a beer ya heard?). Mario Joyner, star of 1991's "Hangin with the Homeboys." Mario Joyner, the man who bigtimed the biz at Santa Monica's wildly overrated Father's Office bar two years ago. Mario Joyner, a man who should have been grateful that the biz even recognized him. Here's his website. 

Over the Fucking Top

Hagar. Stallone. "The Winner Takes it All." We're all winners. via biz a few months ago.

The Best Part of Waking Up

from this Flickr page

Guardian Photoshop Contest for American Takeover of Arsenal Produces Gems

Your pal Coachie had nothing in the latest Guardian photoshop contest about Stan Kroenke's takeover of Arsenal, the brilliant image above rightly won this round. The rest of the entries are also amusing.

Where's My Burrito?

What a waste.

Brickness aka Brillznils on the Reals aka It's Cold Outside Think It's Past Time for Me to Grab the Clapper and Take Mine

Don Henley?