"Bitch, you without me is like Harold Melvin without the Blue Notes, you'll never go platinum" Snoop Dogg, Doggy Dogg World Intro

Rick Ross (baws) can boast all he wants, clearly, Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes are the Boss of all Bosses, er, Bosses of all Bossessess. Also, the hardest looking law firm of all time. Also, Teddy Pendergrass is still clearly glaring at the Mza. Also, the babyfaced dude with the bow tie is the odd man out. Also, Harold Melvin aka Eddie Murray.

ill crispy vintage pictures of Jim Jones and Tupac hanging with Shock G.

Jones channeling R. Kelly's plaintive cry "braid my hair...."

pre-tattoos 

Uncle Luke Campbell of 2 Live Crew Threatens to Revoke Lil Wayne's M.I.A.M.I. card; also Steve Serby on Pats-Giants

Luke Campbell, still pulling the strings in the M.I.A. Don't forget, in the video for "I'm On One," Lil Wayne, Drake, Rick Ross (Baws) and DJ Khaled are chilling in an empty loft in downtown Miami., drinking out of red dixie cups overlooking Biscayne Bay on an overcast day. Was Weez making a statement on the state of the greater-Miami area economy? Pick up the latest issue of Hip-Hop magazine to find out.
Also, is a Tupac sex tape scandalous if he's dead?
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Steve 'SerbyBot 3000" Serby on yesterday's Giants win over the Pats.
SuperMann in Glendale, Ariz.,, SuperMann in Foxborough, Mass.

The advanced software of SerbyBot is set to cut and paste the above sentence next week should the Jets beat the Pats as well. "Last week, SuperMann in Foxborough, today, Mark can be SuperSan in East Rutherford."

Mo Classic Album Covers from Ye Olde Record Shop. Yo.

If shit like this hung in the MoMA I would go. Well, not for $25 but I'd at least ponder the notion.

Simpson looks less like she's in love and more like she's been captured. But hard to not be enraptured by Ashford's Lion eyes. 

No jokes, that's just good looking art

Pssst, I think he's looking at you. And by you, I mean the MZA.

Fucking asshole. Even Mad Magazine wouldn't run that pun.

Kenny Rogers....or Bob Seger? Jeezo-Peezo, they're all laughing because they banged that chick before the show. Except the guitar player. He's looking at Kenny like, "What's so funny?"

Kenny Loggins' much cooler, much more mellow brother. Rocking the canadian tuxedo AND a ribbed turtleneck AND a  middle-part perm AND he's still like, "Whatever you wanna do, man, it's cool."

that is a lineup. 

Panthro + Pantera = Panthrotera. Also, New One for EPLTalk.com, Club or Country?

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New column up at epltalk.com about choosing to root for club or country.

Get That Eddie Money Money.

Saw Eddie Money at an outdoor show in Burbank. Frank Stallone opened. And it was B.Y.O.B. Good times. Two pieces I made to commemorate the madness. p.s. Eddie's got more hits than a little bit.

Free Willie Nelson

Rock Aid Armenia 1989: Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Pink Floyd Iron Maiden

Friend of mine got me this gem this weekend. 'Eavy.



Wimbley Stadium!

Massssssssiiiiiiive DJ Rony Seikaly from Beirut to Ibiza

gel

ungh!

greassssy

Rony Seikaly, international massive house DJ.  Luis Figo called, he wants his whole schtee back.

oh tell me why, do we build castles in the sky.............

Kool and the Gang's "Summer Madness" (the Extended Version) Will Chill You The Fuck Out No Matter How Fucking Hot it is Outside. Also, Holy Warbles Brings the Psychedelique Funkenfuzz of Stone Coal White.

you may recognize this jamm as the source for Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince's "Summertime."

BUT WAIT. This jam should be paired with their "Winter Sadness" to properly reflect on the circle of (trife) life. 
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While on that 70's ill jammy-jam tip, check this awesome 70's rarities music blog holy warbles. They just dropped some ill knowledge about a band called "Stone Coal White," that they accurately describe as "Psychedelique Funkenfuzz."

If you diiiiiig, the download link is in the first comment. not shady.

Ballhawk of all Ballhawks' Fly Whip Vanity Plate; and the Mysteriously Unboss Sight of Rick Ross (Boss) in a Wheelchair

-caw-caw-caw-

 

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That's not boss. But it's Rick Ross from Weez' new vid for "John."

The Big Man: Awesome Photos of Clarence Clemens

I'm not pro-Boss. I'm not anti-Boss. I'm ambivalent Boss. He's got some good tunes, and Clarence Clemens was on most of 'em. Wonder how Mad Dog's taking the news.

Diggin in tha Crates: Shitty Album Covers - Paul McCartney II

Amazeballs Mix: Blood Bros First Blood and Blood Bros Mix 2 Heaven 2 Hell. Train! Fight! Die?!

The second's even better than the first. Ultimate props and p-p-pounds on the artwork.
Blood Bros First Blood available here.

Blood Bros II Heaven 2 Hell available here.

Osama Bin Laden is Dead, but Bin Laden Weed Lives On

Mane check this shit out we was up in Chicago right
With my n---a big hamp the n---a pass me a blunt
Like smoke this shit n---a this some bin laden weed
Y'all don't know nothing bout this down south
What the fuck is bin laden weed its three different
Kinds of weed all grown together that shit some straight killer
Them Chicago n---z call  it bin laden mane some straight fire

[chorus 4x's]
Who got that hydro
Who got that light green
Who got that Bobby brown
Who got that laden weed

Beastie Boys Celebrate Release of New Album Hot Sauce Committee Part Two With Video Starring Everyone Ever

Stuy High represent.

via The Offside Rules

Kinda Sorta Lookalikes Waka Flocka Flame and Carmelo Anthony

More so when Carmelo had his braids but still.....

Kinda Sorta Lookalikes, Leslie West of Mountain and Mark Volman of the Turtles

in honor of Al K. Mza, the king of spotting lookalikes. Leslie West of Mountain ("Mississippi Queen," etc.) and Mark Volman of the Turtles ("Happy Together," etc.)

Leslie West, mid-lick

Leslie West, looking like he's about to drop a Mississippi Queen mud pie in his pants.

Mark Volman and a couple of cab drivers.

Peace.

Bangs - The Hottest Rapper from Australia via The Sudan and Egypt; and, Lemme Smang It

Bangs. Get with it.
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Bangs is a 19 year old rap artist born in North Khartoum, Sudan. At the age of 11, he moved to Egypt with his family after his Father married another wife. He spent two years there before coming to Australia in 2003.
He has been writing rap, hip hop and pop since settling in Melbourne in 2004.
“Music is my wife”, Bangs sang in a live jam recently. He writes about life, love and hope and his music grows with him till the end of life.
He recorded his first demo “Girlfriend” in 2005 with DJ Wasabi in Collingwood, then started to lay down tracks in his home studio.
In July 2008, he recorded his first professional album at Gateway Living Music Studios, titled “Hard to be Up”. Produced by John Favaro and Paul Last name, it features the new hit single “Take U to Da Movies”.
The name “Hard To Be Up” means that he worked so hard to put the songs together to make the album.
For bookings and interviews contact bangs_bookings@hotmail.com
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This next banger is goofy but the dance is blaze.

Elvis Has Left the Building

Pics from Elvis' last-ever concert, at the Market Square Arena in Indianapolis, Indiana.