STOP THE PRESSES! SCRAMBLE CHOPPERS! SHOCKING NEWS! Broker Believes Real Estate Market is Strong!

 

Also in today's paper:

Butcher: Whaddaya Gonna Eat, Tofu?!?

Baker: Guess What Fat Kids Like!

Candlestick Maker: Candlebras Are the New Black

Penis Pill Seller: Hey, Limpdick,Your Dick's Small!

Guiseppe Franco: Bald Men Want Hair.

Bed-Stuy Bodega Owner: Hey, You Want Some Clamato? I Got Plenty.

Coffee Cart Guy: Bear Claws Need Hot Liquid to be Dunked In.

Neptune Diner Owner: Souvlaki and Rice Pudding is the New Burger and Apple Pie

Mike D'Antoni: This is the Year!

Hollywood Agent: I Smell Oscar!