Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Hello Dahling

"I have little time for the 'Yankees.' They're bleak perfectionists, insolent in their confidence, the snobs of the diamond. The Yankees are all technique, no color, no juice."
-Tallulah Bankhead, from Tallulah

Monday, May 22, 2006

Pajama Jammy Jam

Heilman, Duaner, and Wagner all vie for coveted Smucker's endorsement.

Each barely escapes their own jam, but somehow preserve win over Yanks.

Rumors abound that the trio will remake classic hit "Lady Marmalade."

Saturday, May 20, 2006


Please disregard the previous post.
Will the Real Sandman Please Stand Up?

Plan 9 - Billy Wags Strikes Out the Side... Rivera Loses Game

He's Got the Wright Stuff!

David slays Moliath!

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

At least the Yankees lost.

Eight (wins in a row) is Not Enough for Phills.

Mets lose in 9th as Aaron's Heil-Mary flails nowhere near first.

Pedro's Garden

Sunday, May 07, 2006


Bartolome's performance just as unFortunato; Mets give up unlucky 13.

Paul puts up his Ducas, gets tossed by ump.