Arnold Schwarzenegger Maria Shriver Divorce Cheap Photoshop Gag

Over the Fucking Top

Hagar. Stallone. "The Winner Takes it All." We're all winners. via biz a few months ago.

Biz-Man Ray's Forest Hills Tornado Photos----The Remix

Biz took some amazing photos of the Forest Hills tornado last week; I've remixed some of them. I've also included my personal fave of the pics he took, one of an ill-looking Station Square.

Hector:  And you're sitting at home doing this shit? I should be earning a
  medal for this. Stop fucking around and be a man, there ain't nothing out
  here for you...

ZORO:    Oh yes there is...this! 

 You can't stop the prophet.

 Defend Q-boro.

Shoulda bought a Chevy.

It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under...

-woop-woop- That's the sound of da police.

The storm accomplished what Howie, Edotage or Biz never could.

My name is Drago. I'm a fighter from the Soviet Union. I fight all my life and I never lose. soon I fight Rocky Balboa, and the world will see his defeat. Soon, the whole world will know my name; Also Scenes From Venice Handball.

Drago Restaurant in Santa Monica.
FINally saw The Expendables........I guess I built it up too much in my head, it could never live up to my expectations. Arnold ruled, Dolph ruled, Stone Cold ruled, Stallone ruled. But Eric Roberts sucked and, ahhh, it just wasn't fun enough. 
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Saturday played 2 hours of intense American Handball against the Mexican Mister Miyagi pictured below. My man B-Town and myself lost a close first game, then beat him the next two. There's no big mystery to American Handball, especially the California 3-wall version. A savvy veteran like Mexican Mister Miyagi barely has to move if he's mastered hitting the ball in the right spot to glance off one of the side walls.  It's still fun but doesn't compare to Chinese. American Handball is like a bean-n-cheese burreetz, satisfying as mere sustenance, but Chinese Handball is like a chile relleno burrito--art.

 Dignity. This dog's owner has robbed him of it.

 This truck's grill is why They hate our freedom.

Aint nothing wrong with this tho;

Finally, Sunday was a big day, won the Chinese Handball Championship Belt back, convincingly, 9-4.

Conan The Barbarian The Musical and Conan Massive House Music

This would be a lot funnier if the dude's impersonation were better and not even worthy of watching except for the awesome footage:

But this, well this is simply massive:

You Think This Is The Real Hauser?

It is.

Do It!!!! Eat Me Now!!! I'm Right He-UHHHH!!! EAT ME!

As L.A.'s baseball squadrons struggle to stay alive (do the Phightins represent the best threat based on their strong series at new Yankee Stadium earlier this summer and the fact that they play the Blues Brothers theme after wins?) it's worth remembering that California is facing an even bigger loss, yes, Governor Arnold Schwarzanegger will soon be leaving office.

Many will boo him as he leaves, blaming him for the state's woes in lieu of the 'girly-men' who doze in the state legislature. Far more importantly, many tabloids have attempted to capture unflattering pictures of Arnold aging ungracefully and looking fat. Fuck that noise. Look at the man! He's 62! He looks fantastic!
And peep this picture of a breakfast he was recently served. Healthy....and hilarious!!!
Thankfully, we have Arnold's cameo in T.M.F.A.A.O.A.T.G.M.F.F.I.A.R.C.H.A.T.E. to look forward to. Oh? What is T.M.F.A.A.O.A.T.G.M.F.F.I.A.R.C.H.A.T.E.? The Mother Fuckin Alpha and Omega Aka The Greatest Mother Fuckin Film In All Recorded Cinematic History Aka The Expendables. Or, put another way, The Cannonball Run of action movies. Sadly, it appears this film will now not be coming out until August 2010.
With T4, The Expendables, and the stewardship of the biggest state in the land under his belt, maybe Arnold can get to work on the one movie that could top T.M.F.A.A.O.A.T.G.M.F.F.I.A.R.C.H.A.T.E.............Conan.........the King.