Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Just a Rumor but.......


Post Reports Omar Considering Rickey for First Base Coach....or First Base?

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Yikes!


Reyes Delivers Clutch Hit to Win Game--Wait, What? Only Three Weeks too late.
And Peep Perhaps our Biggest Nightmare for 2007 (besides our rotation and bullpen and hitting)

Welcome to Japan!



Acta Preps on Becoming our #2 Starter for 2007, if not him, who?

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Shook Ones Part II



'Nuff Ced

shook ones




They May be Shook Ones, but they're OUR Shook Ones

Friday, October 06, 2006

Thursday, October 05, 2006

All Hands on Deck





Is This Any Way to Win A World Series?
Maine 4.1 I.P., Feliciano 0.1 I.P., Bradford 0.1 I.P., Mota 2.0 I.P., Heilman 1.0 I.P., Wagner 1.0 I.P.
Fluke Double Play at the Plate A.K.A. "Mets Baseball" Saves the Day
Can such shennanigans get us to El Bronx?

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Ya Gotta.....Believe(?)

Remember the Maine!
(Hope he turns out better than the boat)

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Operation: Shutdown



Maybe It's Time Pedro "Shut It Down" Until The Playoffs.
Save Those Bullets, Pal.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

When you need to rest your regulars, who do you call?


Mets complete stunning sweep of Padres with hitting from Chavez and Tucker, game-calling from DiFelice and all around sportsmanship from Ledee.

Friday, August 04, 2006

STILLLLL......



Did You Know: Ralph Kiner has been calling Mets games since they were born in 1962.

Did You Know: Ralph Kiner is still a G.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Just what do they teach at Stuyvesant?

Shifty Art Dealer Pays Local Drunk $50 to Collide with Cab

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Hello Dahling


"I have little time for the 'Yankees.' They're bleak perfectionists, insolent in their confidence, the snobs of the diamond. The Yankees are all technique, no color, no juice."
-Tallulah Bankhead, from Tallulah

Monday, May 22, 2006

Pajama Jammy Jam

Heilman, Duaner, and Wagner all vie for coveted Smucker's endorsement.

Each barely escapes their own jam, but somehow preserve win over Yanks.

Rumors abound that the trio will remake classic hit "Lady Marmalade."

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Nevermind

Please disregard the previous post.
Will the Real Sandman Please Stand Up?




Plan 9 - Billy Wags Strikes Out the Side... Rivera Loses Game

He's Got the Wright Stuff!


David slays Moliath!

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

At least the Yankees lost.


Eight (wins in a row) is Not Enough for Phills.

Mets lose in 9th as Aaron's Heil-Mary flails nowhere near first.

Pedro's Garden


Sunday, May 07, 2006

LIMA-TIME BOMBS



Bartolome's performance just as unFortunato; Mets give up unlucky 13.




Paul puts up his Ducas, gets tossed by ump.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Pedro Park




WHO'S YOUR PADRE?
Ocean's 11: Ped-no K's Fans 11 Friars.


Piazza Debates Merits of Pantene Pro-V with Disbelieving Ump who stares longingly into Mike's Eyes before whispering, "If things don't work out with Sam Champion, give me a call...slugger."


Your Intreprid Reporter Goes Undercover at bland Petco Park, stands proud and loud with Mets Massive as Friar Fans Fail to Fight Back.


No Swine in my Sight, No Pork on My Fork as Randy Jones' Outfield BBQ runs out of the other white meat by 5th Inning!

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Operation Shutdown!



For Whom The Bell Tolls
Operation Hide-That-Crack
Tampa Po-Po's Pull Over Derek Bell, Find "Still-Warm" Crack Pipe in Back Seat.
Operation Shutdown Entering Third Year.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Hold yer Horses



Irrational Exuberance
Los Bravos snag 2 of 3 from light-hitting Metsies
Glavine Brought it, Hudson Brought it Better.
41,000 Enjoy Afternoon Delight.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

V for (not) Victorious!



BRAVE OLD WORLD
SNAFU at SHEA.
Kyle Davies Works out the "Kinks" for Complete Game. (Get It? No? The Kinks?) -sigh-
Somewhere, Shea Jones Smiles in Her Daddy's Arms.
Feliz Navidad, Other Pedro Works Three Scoreless Frames.
"I'm Looking Forward to Being More Consistent," says Victor "Self-Zing" Zambrano.
Shea Faithful Haven't Seen This Much "Stuff" Since Dave Mlicki.

Two Hundred



PEDRO PARTIES LIKE IT'S 1976, GOES BICENTENNIAL ON BRAVES
Petey Notches 8Ks, Goes To 3-0
X Still Gonna Give It To Ya: Nady Goes Deep Again
Del-Gotit Homers For 2nd Straight Game
Duaner And Wags Finish The Job
Beltran Sits Again With Hammy Injury

METS OFF TO SECOND GREATEST START IN HISTORY OF SPORTS
They won't repeat the first