Pedro The Bully

"I want you to throw the next pitch at the mascot."
"Why would I do something like that?"
"Just throw it at the bull... he won't charge, I promise."

Sock It To 'Em

PEDRO'S BIG BAT LEADS METS OVER
WASHINGTON FAT CATS

Met-Inez wild in first start but notches 6K's, RBI single
Mets Complete A 12K
Carlos and Carlos Go Deep
He's Duaner Than You Are
Game Delayed Four Times Due To Brawl, Injured Umpire, Argument, Difficult "Mets Trivia"

BREAKING NEWS:

JOSE GUILLEN DESPERATELY TRIES TO ESCAPE NATIONALS

"I'm no Angel, but I don't deserve this," he sez

He doesn't know where it's going, folks

Pedro Walks 5, Hits 3