Tuesday, April 04, 2006

This Is How We Do



Mets Baseball!
"This is How We Do..." -Fitty
Mets dead Nats 3-2, Lo Duca "Cheats," Chris Berman contributes "Royce-A-Roni Clayton" in forced reference to Clayton being a former San Fran Giant, Berman goes on to unabashedly declare man-love for David Wright who knocks homer and parts Flushing Bay, Glavine-despite old and withered face-pitches decently, calling Nady "X-Man" an affront to the memory and awesomeness of Xavier McDaniel

Scenes from Opening Day part II

Chisox Celebrate First Title in 88 Years, Unveil New Mascot

Scenes from Opening Day.

Bobby V Defies Bud Selig, Sneaks into Shea Opener


Clemens Struggles With Decision, Hot Dog, Nachos or Burrito. Decides on All Three, Adds Sausage.


PED-NO!!!
Pedro Breaks Wrist Waving to Fans


Shea Stadium Groundskeeper and Usher Storm Field...oh, wait..


Barbara Bush Tosses Out First Pitch for Astros
"She's Really Let Herself Go." sez Roy Oswalt
"Barbara Means To Eat, and Bush means ennnnnh!" sez Borat


Morganna "the kissing bandit" Makes Triumphant Return to Bigs
Wade Boggs, reached for comment, sobs "I'm Bald."

Minnesota Twins arrive from Distant Future
"Mediocre Baseball" is their gift from far-off time

Thanks, Beautiful