Sunday, April 23, 2006

Pedro Park

Ocean's 11: Ped-no K's Fans 11 Friars.

Piazza Debates Merits of Pantene Pro-V with Disbelieving Ump who stares longingly into Mike's Eyes before whispering, "If things don't work out with Sam Champion, give me a call...slugger."

Your Intreprid Reporter Goes Undercover at bland Petco Park, stands proud and loud with Mets Massive as Friar Fans Fail to Fight Back.

No Swine in my Sight, No Pork on My Fork as Randy Jones' Outfield BBQ runs out of the other white meat by 5th Inning!