Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Why the &$%# Not?

If someone's willing to pay the price, why stop at $45,000 FOR 300 LEVEL (YES, YOU READ RIGHT, ONE LEVEL BELOW NOSEBLEED) TICKETS TO WATCH A DISINTERESTED 'BRON DROP A 28-4-5 IN A 30-POINT ROUT WHERE HE DOESN'T SEE THE 4TH QUARTER?

Teflon Donnie Walsh

 Even the 8 seed may be too lofty a goal for these New York Knicks. The last season the Knicks won a playoff game was in the 2000/2001 season, a first round exit to Toronto. Since then, every other team in the league has won at least one playoff game save the Charlotte Bobcats and the Memphis Grizzlies (at least Charlotte and Memphis have made the playoffs in recent years). Read that last sentence again. yeah.

The New York Post ran a poll Tuesday asking who is to blame for all this. Shockingly, "Teflon" Donnie Walsh only got 5% of the vote! What does he have to do to get raked over the coals for presiding over yet another underachieving team with no future? D'Antoni may indeed be a buffoon whose next coaching stop will be coaching A.I. in the Turkish League, but he didn't assemble this roster. Honestly, the only hope is that the Nets land 'Melo, finally move to Bucktown and usurp the 'Bockers.  Let em fade into Bolivia.