New York City Stickball stopped handing out awards a few years ago, which is a shame, because the MZA's response to this horrific picture of Sly Stallone would have easily copped the quote of the year award:
"If biceps are guns would those be silencers?"
In other, somewhat related news, Juan Uribe looks really, really old. The new Otis Nixon mayhaps.
Taking a stab at Fred Coupon-Like Creativity (see Baynilla etc.); what about Carblows Blowtran?