Sunday, May 10, 2009

Casting Call

What if Hollywood, already inspired by the upcoming Moneyball adaptation to film, gets an itch for another baseball drama? What was more tumultuous than the 2008 Mets season that featured backstabbings, power struggles, midnight firings and a second straight choke job? Casting from the top:




Gregory Itzin as Fred Wilpon

Out-of-touch patriarch of the franchise already handing the reins to his son...




Steve Carell as Jeff Wilpon

and always behind Jeff's back, whispering into his ear...



Carlos Gomez (the actor) as Tony Bernazard




Robert Townsend as Willie Randolph




Billy Dee Williams as Jerry Manuel




Temuera Morrison as Carlos Beltran




Chris Pine (r) as David Wright


and on the other line with Joe Benigno and Evan Roberts on WFAN...



Zac Efron as Cole Hamels

Obviously, Omar Minaya is a glaring hole, as are the roles of Johan Santana, Carlos Delgado, Jose Reyes, but that's what the experts are for, right? Get cracking on that screenplay!