Mario Balotelli Super Euro Nike Ill Kicks Commercial

In honour of Bizman's Euro adventures comes a super Euro advert. Don't click on the related youtube links unless you want to delve into the world of Italian hip hop and techno. Ziti.

Over the Fucking Top

Hagar. Stallone. "The Winner Takes it All." We're all winners. via biz a few months ago.

The Best Part of Waking Up

from this Flickr page

Guardian Photoshop Contest for American Takeover of Arsenal Produces Gems

Your pal Coachie had nothing in the latest Guardian photoshop contest about Stan Kroenke's takeover of Arsenal, the brilliant image above rightly won this round. The rest of the entries are also amusing.

An Amazing Portrait of Mob Boss Joseph "Big Joey" Massimo by the Courthouse Artist Duo of Andrea and Shirley Shepard

His face, a soupy ragu of resignation and contempt. His froggy neck, a sad reminder of our petty rejection of Bill Bradley. His track suit emblematic of the mafia's, and our, loss of sartorial style. The increase in society's pop culture interest in the mafia over the past 10 years is converse to the mob's ability to entertain. Would John Gotti ever be painted looking this bad?
And just who painted this masterpiece? The secret superstar mother-daughter team of Andrea and Shirley Shepard, profiled in this New York Times piece.This portrait should hang in the Museum of Modern Art, because that's exactly what it is.

Y'all Ready For This?

Tha Shiznit.

Beastie Boys Celebrate Release of New Album Hot Sauce Committee Part Two With Video Starring Everyone Ever

Stuy High represent.

via The Offside Rules

After A Millennia of Terror, Stretching Across the Cosmos from Cybertron to the Planet Earth the Mighty Megatron has Been Killed

Megatron kinda looks like Chris Tucker. From the Post.

Where's My Burrito?

What a waste.

Your Predictions for the 2011 New York Mets

For all of 2010's crap, the Mets actually finished with 79 wins, so I figured they can't be as bad as last year, but then you take another look at that rotation, and realize that Reyes will be gone and that Santana won't be back, and, well, I say 75-87.

What say you?