Monday, November 16, 2009

Mets Hot Plate Report...

...because ownership at Chez Coupon are unable to afford a stove, oven or even microwave. Watch Omar add a dash of Vicente Padilla and a spoonful of Austin Kearns on minor league invites to a severely depleted Met bowl, and if he really impresses the restaurant's owner, he might be able to splurge on locally grown products Mark DeRosa and Jason Marquis. Of course, the big fish Omar prizes is Met-killer Joel Piniero, a spicy dish known to fizzle when put in the hands of the wrong pitching coach. Bon Appetit!


coachie said...

mmmmmmmmmm, sounds like the right ingredients for a new sandwich at arby's!

Should we start selling Mets Hot Plates at 99-cent stores in the 5 boros? I think it would sell.

coachie said...

just noticed the "discount furniture" ad behind the words "Citi Field."