shook ones

They May be Shook Ones, but they're OUR Shook Ones

Props are a True Thug's Wife

WORD.

All Hands on Deck

Is This Any Way to Win A World Series?

Maine 4.1 I.P., Feliciano 0.1 I.P., Bradford 0.1 I.P., Mota 2.0 I.P., Heilman 1.0 I.P., Wagner 1.0 I.P.

Fluke Double Play at the Plate A.K.A. "Mets Baseball" Saves the Day

Can such shennanigans get us to El Bronx?

Ya Gotta.....Believe(?)

Remember the Maine!

(Hope he turns out better than the boat)

NL EAST CHAMPS!

Operation: Shutdown

Maybe It's Time Pedro "Shut It Down" Until The Playoffs.
Save Those Bullets, Pal.

When you need to rest your regulars, who do you call?

Mets complete stunning sweep of Padres with hitting from Chavez and Tucker, game-calling from DiFelice and all around sportsmanship from Ledee.

STILLLLL......

Did You Know: Ralph Kiner has been calling Mets games since they were born in 1962.

Did You Know: Ralph Kiner is still a G.

Just what do they teach at Stuyvesant?

Shifty Art Dealer Pays Local Drunk $50 to Collide with Cab

Hello Dahling

"I have little time for the 'Yankees.' They're bleak perfectionists, insolent in their confidence, the snobs of the diamond. The Yankees are all technique, no color, no juice."
-Tallulah Bankhead, from Tallulah

Pajama Jammy Jam

Heilman, Duaner, and Wagner all vie for coveted Smucker's endorsement.

Each barely escapes their own jam, but somehow preserve win over Yanks.

Rumors abound that the trio will remake classic hit "Lady Marmalade."

Nevermind

Please disregard the previous post.

Will the Real Sandman Please Stand Up?

Plan 9 - Billy Wags Strikes Out the Side... Rivera Loses Game

He's Got the Wright Stuff!

David slays Moliath!

At least the Yankees lost.

Eight (wins in a row) is Not Enough for Phills.

Mets lose in 9th as Aaron's Heil-Mary flails nowhere near first.

Pedro's Garden

LIMA-TIME BOMBS



Bartolome's performance just as unFortunato; Mets give up unlucky 13.




Paul puts up his Ducas, gets tossed by ump.

Pedro Park

WHO'S YOUR PADRE?
Ocean's 11: Ped-no K's Fans 11 Friars.


Piazza Debates Merits of Pantene Pro-V with Disbelieving Ump who stares longingly into Mike's Eyes before whispering, "If things don't work out with Sam Champion, give me a call...slugger."


Your Intreprid Reporter Goes Undercover at bland Petco Park, stands proud and loud with Mets Massive as Friar Fans Fail to Fight Back.


No Swine in my Sight, No Pork on My Fork as Randy Jones' Outfield BBQ runs out of the other white meat by 5th Inning!

Operation Shutdown!

For Whom The Bell Tolls

Operation Hide-That-Crack

Tampa Po-Po's Pull Over Derek Bell, Find "Still-Warm" Crack Pipe in Back Seat.

Operation Shutdown Entering Third Year.

Hold yer Horses

Irrational Exuberance

Los Bravos snag 2 of 3 from light-hitting Metsies

Glavine Brought it, Hudson Brought it Better.

41,000 Enjoy Afternoon Delight.

V for (not) Victorious!

BRAVE OLD WORLD
SNAFU at SHEA.
Kyle Davies Works out the "Kinks" for Complete Game. (Get It? No? The Kinks?) -sigh-
Somewhere, Shea Jones Smiles in Her Daddy's Arms.
Feliz Navidad, Other Pedro Works Three Scoreless Frames.
"I'm Looking Forward to Being More Consistent," says Victor "Self-Zing" Zambrano.
Shea Faithful Haven't Seen This Much "Stuff" Since Dave Mlicki.

Two Hundred

PEDRO PARTIES LIKE IT'S 1976, GOES BICENTENNIAL ON BRAVES
Petey Notches 8Ks, Goes To 3-0
X Still Gonna Give It To Ya: Nady Goes Deep Again
Del-Gotit Homers For 2nd Straight Game
Duaner And Wags Finish The Job
Beltran Sits Again With Hammy Injury

METS OFF TO SECOND GREATEST START IN HISTORY OF SPORTS

They won't repeat the first

I am the Great Boo-lio

I Give BP with my pitches.
Inept Boolio mars Mets blowout win with gopherballs galore.

THUNDERSDAY AFTERNOON?

Mets hit three first inning homers, lead Nationals

Take A Seat, Nationals

PEDRO SITS DOWN NATIONALS, 3-1
Petey goes to 2-0 behind 7 inning, 3K performance
Carlos B. (2-3, RBI) and Carlos D (2-4, RBI) do it again
Billy Club hammers 'em in ninth
Get the coffee ready: 1 p.m. start today

GETTIN' WIGGY WITH IT!

Ty Wiggs finally avenges himself, hits dinger off Benson!


Unphased Benson says "I know bazongas, and that was no bazonga."

Jim Duquette admits mistake, but would still do Kazmir for Zambrano "in a heartbeat."


Jorge Julio unavailable for comment; reportedly at buffet.

Number five is alive!

AMAZIN'S INCREASE TO 5-1
Banner win for Bannister (7 innings, 1 run)
Wright's got double stuff, 10 RBI
Reyes continues hot start, takes another trip
Wagner walks 3 in ninth. Getting it out of his system?

I WAS SAYING BOO-ELTRAN

Carlos goes deep, silences haters for another day

New Mets Slogan Unveiled

"Just Play Ball" to replace "The Team. The Time" as '06 slogan, MLB sez.
4-1 Mets take on Nats again tomorrow after Wright Stuff leads them over Fish and Dontrellis, 3-2
Beltran scores winning run on Star (of) David's sac fly in 9th
Amazin' Again: 20 years later, Mets back in first place

SIGH OF RELIEF


No game scheduled for "Day Without Immigrants"