Thursday, July 07, 2011

Das Racist: Biased Umpires Don't Call Strikes Strikes



Freakonomics dudes posit that umpires are hate-hate-hatin. 

Baseball can easily solve this problem by replacing the home plate umpire with dogs with bees in their mouths that shoot tiny lasers that form a strike zone for each batter.

3 comments:

al k mza said...

stickball wall was racist

cannatar said...

Imagine the giant strike zone stickball wall would've given to former WCW wrestler The Wall.

coachie said...

reminds me of Kool G. Rap's line "Bullets aint racist, kid, they only hate you."