Monday, July 11, 2011

UGGGGHHHHH Make it Stop; Derek Jeter Reaches 3,000 Hits, Wade Boggs is like "bro, call me when you crush 64 beers on a cross-country flight"

what, were Bishop Desmond Tutu, Pope Benedict XVI, President Barack Obama, the Dalai Lama, Bruce Springsteen, Saint Paul O'Neill, Jay-Z, United Nations Secretary General Ban-Ki Moon, Ed Koch, and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton not available? Such disrespect!


Biz said...

Paul O'Neill was, in fat, busy- he was on today's Dan Patrick show to discuss the milestone.

Coachie said...

if only paul o'neill had been too fat to foul off 17 pitches off Harmondo Boonitez.