News Flash: New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is Fat

Methinks a moomoo would look more dignified. 
And Jerz' First Lady, could you please cover up those ham hocks?

Massssssssiiiiiiive DJ Rony Seikaly from Beirut to Ibiza

gel

ungh!

greassssy

Rony Seikaly, international massive house DJ.  Luis Figo called, he wants his whole schtee back.

oh tell me why, do we build castles in the sky.............

Kool and the Gang's "Summer Madness" (the Extended Version) Will Chill You The Fuck Out No Matter How Fucking Hot it is Outside. Also, Holy Warbles Brings the Psychedelique Funkenfuzz of Stone Coal White.

you may recognize this jamm as the source for Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince's "Summertime."

BUT WAIT. This jam should be paired with their "Winter Sadness" to properly reflect on the circle of (trife) life. 
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While on that 70's ill jammy-jam tip, check this awesome 70's rarities music blog holy warbles. They just dropped some ill knowledge about a band called "Stone Coal White," that they accurately describe as "Psychedelique Funkenfuzz."

If you diiiiiig, the download link is in the first comment. not shady.

Look into My Eyes

Deep in the subterreanean level below bleeker street lies a bin of magic and wonderment




doing what he does best



"lionel, we need you to look more haunted"


"same look LR, but let's get you in profile his time babe, i want to feel the hurt"


Girl, take off your pants

How To Not Get Laid, Chapter 47: Rock an "I Love My Kicks" Hat.

Sure, Nas, in "New York State of Mind" (Fuck Billy Joel), said "I'm an addict for sneakers, twenties of buddha and bitches with beepers," but this hat may as well say "I Hate Getting Laid."

from Strictlyfitteds.com

An Important Met Memorandum from the Desk of Fred Coupon: Jason "Baynilla" Bay Easily Trumps Bobby "I'll Show You the Bronx" Bonilla as the Worst Mets Free-Agent Signing of All Time

It's not even close really. Bobby Bo, for all his off-the-field crap, wasn't that terrible. Of course, if the Mets hadn't signed Bonilla, they coulda maybe been in the market for Barry Bonds, but whatevs. Keep a keen eye on tonight's Met broadcast to see Freddy Coups waving the awesome sign above in the stands.

I Survived Carmageddon and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

Surprise! A whole lotta hype for nothing. And all the distraction over the traffic tie-ups that never came hid the real problem, a $1 billion project to add a carpool lane that will be worthless because this is the one city with no one downtown workplace destination.


"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

STOP THE PRESSES! SCRAMBLE CHOPPERS! SHOCKING NEWS! Broker Believes Real Estate Market is Strong!

 

Also in today's paper:

Butcher: Whaddaya Gonna Eat, Tofu?!?

Baker: Guess What Fat Kids Like!

Candlestick Maker: Candlebras Are the New Black

Penis Pill Seller: Hey, Limpdick,Your Dick's Small!

Guiseppe Franco: Bald Men Want Hair.

Bed-Stuy Bodega Owner: Hey, You Want Some Clamato? I Got Plenty.

Coffee Cart Guy: Bear Claws Need Hot Liquid to be Dunked In.

Neptune Diner Owner: Souvlaki and Rice Pudding is the New Burger and Apple Pie

Mike D'Antoni: This is the Year!

Hollywood Agent: I Smell Oscar!

Who Was The Shittiest Mets Closer of Them All?

I was always a little partial cuz of our shared name.

What if we implanted the desire to blow a close game....in his dreams???

I didn't make this one, but I found and decided I couldn't do better for a Braden Looper image. He's Peter Criss by the way. And by the way, time may have forgotten that double blown save against Pittsburgh, but I haven't.

quick quiz, a picture of a random Met fan from the upper deck or Met closer and son of Sanitation Worker John Franco?

misunderstood, but not by Paul O'Neill.

Ballhawk of all Ballhawks' Fly Whip Vanity Plate; and the Mysteriously Unboss Sight of Rick Ross (Boss) in a Wheelchair

-caw-caw-caw-

 

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That's not boss. But it's Rick Ross from Weez' new vid for "John."

UGGGGHHHHH Make it Stop; Derek Jeter Reaches 3,000 Hits, Wade Boggs is like "bro, call me when you crush 64 beers on a cross-country flight"

what, were Bishop Desmond Tutu, Pope Benedict XVI, President Barack Obama, the Dalai Lama, Bruce Springsteen, Saint Paul O'Neill, Jay-Z, United Nations Secretary General Ban-Ki Moon, Ed Koch, and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton not available? Such disrespect!

Das Racist: Biased Umpires Don't Call Strikes Strikes

Freakonomics dudes posit that umpires are hate-hate-hatin. 

Baseball can easily solve this problem by replacing the home plate umpire with dogs with bees in their mouths that shoot tiny lasers that form a strike zone for each batter.

Armon Gilliam, Rest in P 2 1 smooth G

Peep all the Gs just in this one pic. It's like a 5% meeting.

Is it worth 75 cents to see Mike Pelfrey Take the Mound For the Mets at Dodger Stadium?

Well, 70 cents, or could splurge on an 88 cent seat. No thanks. 

That's Metal. and other Amazing Photographs from the Guardian Newspaper

just throwing horns

wildfires in New Mexico

butters tut chilling during the Greek riots

The Guardian is the most complete and most readable newspaper on the internet. One of their most appealing running features is a slideshow of amazing photographs from around the world.

The Complete and Utter Absuridty of Left Field at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum When it Was Set Up for baseball and the Los Angeles Dodgers

Came across this pic, it's newish so it probably dates from when the Doyers played an exhibition, against the Red Sox methinks, a few years back to commemorate the four years they spent playing at the L.A. Coliseum after they moved from Bucktown, USA. Look at left field! I could see the bizman or edotage or k.w. von Ruffnhuggz hitting a stickball home run outta there.

Lookalikes: Mexico coach Jose Manuel de la Torre is the Evil Mario Lemieux

as recognized by the King of Finding Lookalikes, Al K. Mza.

For what it's worth, there were 93,000 fans at the Rose Bowl Saturday for the U.S.-Mexico final and only 40,000 at Dodger Stadium that same day for Angels-Dodgers. Which one is the niche sport?

Iman Mohamed Abdulmajid and Iman Shumpert: Is it bad when your team's draft pick shares the first name with one of the world's most beautiful supermodels?

I don't have an answer, but at least Iman Shumpert is a fun name to say.

Well, thanks for all the memories, "Teflon" Donnie Walsh. What a legacy, what a rebuilding job. By this time next year, with no draft pick in 2012 thanks to the brilliant Tracy McGrady trade, Carmelo's gonna be looking around at Amare limping around on gimpy needs, Iman Shumpert, Landry "Furds" Fields and start begging for a trade to Brooklyn.

I made this two years ago, everyone pictured is still involved with their respective team, and each team is still mediocre. Co-inky-dink?

The Big Man: Awesome Photos of Clarence Clemens

I'm not pro-Boss. I'm not anti-Boss. I'm ambivalent Boss. He's got some good tunes, and Clarence Clemens was on most of 'em. Wonder how Mad Dog's taking the news.

Diggin in tha Crates: Shitty Album Covers - Paul McCartney II